I feel like a cheater.

I've been #cheating on my #Twitter account with my #CounterSocial account.

Then I started cheating on my #CounterSocial account with my #Mastodon account.

Now I am cheating on my #Mastodon account with my #Post account.

My #Instagram is stuck at home with the kids, and my #Facebook ran off with another dude.

Toss in my #WordPress page that I'm cheating on with my new #Stubstack… 

Miss me with #LinkedIn, that’s a kink I’m just not into. 

Flirted with #Flickr while ignoring #Imgur at the bar.

#Pinterest would like a word, AND 

Don't get me started on my Ex... #MySpace.

Turns out I'm just #PolySocial.